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Reincarnating Pandora


2012
08.20

Once upon a time I stopped writing this blog in order to put my energy into a novel. I’ve spent several months shopping it around to agents and publishers, so we’ll see what happens there.

fingers crossed for luck

For the longest time I didn’t want to talk about my book. It was strange, like I was embarrassed about my work. Or maybe afraid that people would laugh at it. Can you say “fear of criticism?”

But after telling the story to several people in person, I can’t believe I don’t have something about it on my blog. Silly Rebecca!

The novel, Reincarnating Pandora, weaves the mythological narrative of Pandora into my present-day memoir. It’s written in the third person, mostly because I felt I lived outside my body, watching myself, for most of my life.

Rebecca, a 27-year-old workaholic, wakes up one day to find herself divorced and virtually friendless. What’s worse is she’s been roped into a plot by the gods, so now she knows she’s crazy too.

Zeus and Athena reincarnate an increasingly frustrated Pandora through centuries on Earth, struggling to get the plot of her reality TV show correct. Rebecca has become Pandora’s latest vessel.

The gods’ entertainment threatens to implode when Loki, a minor god, stumbles upon Pandora during the New England witch-hunts. Loki sees her as the ticket out of his boring, dead-end job in mischief.

He jumps into the life of an irresistible, struggling actor trying to seduce his high-school sweetheart Rebecca. Pandora and Rebecca must work together to break the cycle of failure, for the gods, humanity and themselves.

Pandora by Jules Joseph Lefebvre

Pandora by Jules Joseph Lefebvre

When my fifth grade teacher read the myth of Pandora to our class, I became incensed. Of course, the story of Adam and Eve was spoon fed to me as a toddler, so I didn’t quite get the sexism behind that, but it rang out loud and clear in this story.

This was long before I’d heard or understood the word feminism. It just seemed ridiculous to blame all the world’s problems on one person — one woman. So I rewrote the myth. As an 11-year old.

When I got older, something happened, and I scoured my world to find that piece of paper. I even tried to get in touch with my fifth grade teacher on the off-chance that he still had it. No dice.

So I figured I’m a bit more grown up, know a little more about life and I happen to be a writer, so I rewrote the myth again. And out of that came this novel.

I’m thrilled to be writing for Sunny Sanguinity again and I don’t intend to take a sabbatical like that for my next book, but I think it was a good exercise for my first. And hopefully, when you read it, you will too.

 

Movie Clip Monday (not for the faint of heart)


2010
05.17

I just spent the week in New York City, so I thought it only fitting that I post something related to the Big Apple. And what better than a little Saturday Night Live? (Fair warning to those who don’t like controversial material; this could offend you.)

It can be tough being born with a virtuous look. A coworker of mine put it in an interesting way: “The package you come in is sweet and innocent.”

I understand Natalie’s need to prove she’s not so sweet. It’s why I came back from New York with a black eye. And while I’d like to say, “You should see the other guy,” it’s more like, “I fought the table, and the table won.”

Klutzy, unable to hold my liquor, and sweet. Well, I guess there are worse things to be.

Movie Clip Monday or I heart Conan


2010
05.10

I’m not a huge celebrity freak. I don’t know who is dating who or read Us Weekly (Unless I’m getting my hair done. What is it about salons and celebrity magazines?), but I really love Conan O’Brien. I think he’s hilarious. And he’s a ginger. I’m a sucker.

So while this is 40-odd minutes long, it’s pretty funny. Just push play and have it on in the background. Guaranteed Conan kicking it at Google will make you laugh. Laughing is awesome.

Ahoy! I sail! I’m a sailor! I sail! (aka Movie Clip Monday!)


2010
04.19

Sometimes we have an opportunity to do something we’ve never done before. These things can be frightening; perhaps they seem impossible. But if it’s front of you, I say Go for it! Who knows how awesome it will make you feel?

Although I don’t recommend tying yourself to the mast of a sailboat if you decide to go sailing, like Bob does in this scene in What About Bob? Sailboats tip over often. It could be unfortunate. So maybe if you have the opportunity to do something new, do some research too. And then go for it!

Movie Clip Monday!


2010
04.12

Ever feel like you’re getting pushed around? I say speak up and do what’s good for you! I don’t necessarily condone crashing into parked cars, but sometimes you have to be a bit forceful to get your point across.

I wish I still owned Fried Green Tomatoes. I only had it on VHS. I think it’s going on the Netflix queue. (I also cried when Chris O’Donnell died. That was before Batman & Robin.)

Movie Clip Monday!


2010
03.29

In keeping with the Easter theme, here is Will Ferrell’s prayer to Tiny Baby Jesus.

Easter Jesus is a little more solemn than Baby Jesus, so I thought i would add a little laughter. Plus Easter Jesus would probably love this movie.

I like to picture my JC waxing poetic around a bonfire making s’mores. Wouldn’t that be awesome? I’d toast my marshmallow all perfect and let him eat it because he burned his. He may have been patient with sinners, but he was never good at waiting for sweets.

My hypotheses may not hold up in California


2009
10.02

My friend told me about her bus ride home today. An older guy with a fake Jamaican accent was fighting with his girlfriend and declared to the entire bus: “I bring you fruit and you throw it down the stairs!”

She said it was quite the dramatic production. She was convinced it was fake. And that got me thinking about something I haven’t considered in a while: The Social Experiment.

I’m a big fan of seeing how people react in situations where the unexpected happens. Or when they’re forced to be uncomfortable by proximity. I’ve traveled across a continent to visit someone for 11 hours just to see how they would react.

One of my favorite ideas was going to lunch in front of the courthouse where everyone (read: judges, lawyers, the real suits) eats when it’s nice out. I would show up in my business casual uniform with my lunch, strip down to a bikini and sunbathe on the fountain bench. I wanted to get my photog friend there to document the event, but even she was uncomfortable with the idea.

I guess I haven’t really considered doing a social experiment in a while. Probably because the last three months of my life have been a giant one on myself. But now that I’m a little more familiar with my surroundings, it might be time to start brainstorming.

The thing is, people in Minnesota are different than people in California. (Insert “Duh!” here.) So how do I come up with new ideas? And I can’t very well experiment on my coworkers or roommate. That would be downright unethical! So where do I start? Perhaps the transit station.

Reh Dogg asks: "Why must I cry?" I do not … I love Friday the 13th!


2009
02.13

On Friday the 13th I received the following things before 9 am:

  • A carnation
  • A Twix candy bar
  • A bagel with cream cheese
  • A loaf of bread

And I wore my Bon Jovi shirt. And one of my favorite bands is playing tonight…and I’m getting in for free. I have a three day weekend.

What I really want to know is what could make this day better? Oh I know! Watching Rey Dogg!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPIiOd3thu0

Who and what might have been


2008
08.31

August 30, 2008 – Saturday

My life is full of outrageous characters and funny stories. My sister jumped on the bar of her cruise ship and belted out “The Star Spangled Banner” after a group of her friends were giving her a hard time about Americans not knowing their national anthem. My friend Johanna’s solution to vitamin deficiency is “Eat a fucking orange.” One of my bosses painted a compass on his floor and labeled the different directions: basement, kitchen, living room and wall.

But my curiosity is peaked by the events that don’t happen and the characters I don’t meet. I had this great idea to sun bathe at the fountain at the government center over my lunch break. It’s a fairly crowded downtown area with a lot of business professionals. What kind of stir would me stripping my business casual uniform in favor of more suitable attire for the weather create?

 Although I doubt I would really be breaking any laws, I most certainly would be asked to cover up at one point or another. Or maybe Big Brother would surprise me and it would go off without a hitch and I would get a savage tan on my lunch hour.

Here are just a few people I would like to get to know: the dude jogging while wearing the button-down shirt, the guy with a weight vest power walking, and the mid-30sish gentleman roller-skating in a prom dress and sweat bands. And this was all just around the lake. Imagine all the other characters out there.

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